International breaks aren’t just boring for the fans, they’re boring for the players too. So while they were stuck in a South African hotel, members of the Brazil squad put together their own FIFA 14 tournament and learned an important fact: That while Hulk is quite good at real football, he’s terrible at the Playstation 4 version.

Hulk was apparently so bad that David Luiz, posted the following video to Instagram along with the caption: "And the worst at the game is ....HULK,HULK,HULK,HULKKKKKKKK! Hahahahah @hulkparaiba"

As you can see, they were very, very bored.

So who won the tournament? Well, according to Neymar’s league table, which was handwritten on Hyatt Regency stationary paper, Neymar beat Oscar in one semifinal and Fred beat Jo in the other.http://blogya.de/Gilllie/ Neymar then beat Fred 1-0 in the final to become the champion of the Johannesburg Hyatt Regency room number whatever room they’re in.

Clearly he is now ready for the World Cup...video game that EA Sports will release in April.

Popular athletic apparel, footwear, and accessories manufacturer Under Armour (NYSE: UA ) has done well over the years to attract both male and female athletes to its brand. Take one look inside your local gym and it’s obvious that the company has already conquered the space for the most part.

However, in order to ensure that the Under Armour brand remains strong for years and decades to come, company management has started to aggressively target America’s youth. In much the same way that Nike became a household name by ingraining its brand in the minds of generations of consumers, Under Armour is looking to solidify its position among today’s youth and tomorrow’s consumers.

Superhero-sized attempt
It is no secret that young boys and girls have a fascination with superheroes. If you need proof, just look at the massive success that Walt Disney (NYSE: DIS ) has had with its Marvel Entertainment property in recent years.

Marvel’s The Avengers broke all kinds of movie-premiere records and grossed a staggering $1.5 billion in 2012. A year later, Iron Man 3 proved the success was not a fluke, as the more narrowly focused movie still managed to generate more than $1.2 billion. The upcoming sequel to The Avengers called Age of Ultron is due in 2015 and follows the same release schedule as its predecessor. It will most likely be an even bigger commercial success given that Disney continues to build up the plot and character arcs.

So, where does Under Armour come in? It’s simple: The retailer is capitalizing on the country’s fixation with superheroes by offering apparel that features some of the more notable characters. In anticipation of Marvel’s upcoming Captain America: The Winter Soldier, Under Armour has designed fully functional workout gear with Captain America’s signature logo as part of its ongoing Alter Ego collection.

The company’s website cleverly explains, "Alter Ego. Transform yourself. It doesn’t just help you work, it lets you feel like you can do anything -- like a super hero -- every time you train."

The company’s website also shows shirts modeled after Iron Man’s battle suit, Hulk,’s transformed body, and Thor’s hammer drop. The strategy is not limited to Disney’s Marvel characters either. Under Armour’s Alter Ego line has gear that prominently features Batman and Superman logos as well.

In addition to offering products with traditional superhero designs, Under Armour’s signature workout apparel is featured prominently in many popular movies nowadays. For instance, the company’s Vent http://www.tshirtinuk.com/ football shirts and Speedform Apollo sneaker both make appearances in Captain America: The Winter Soldier.

Although Under Armour is offering the Alter Ego line to consumers of all ages, the line makes the most sense for kids and young adults. As they grow up watching and wanting to emulate the big screen’s latest incarnation of superheroes, America’s youth will want to wear the same gear worn by their heroes.

You might have heard that Chelsea need a new striker and will go all-out to get one in the summer. Wayne Rooney is out of the question now – he’s off limits after being rewarded for his unstinting loyalty and world-class performances at Manchester United. Radamel Falcao, has jiggered his knee. Diego Costa could be the one, but you wouldn’t necessarily want to cross Atlético Madrid capo Diego Simeone, who looks like he should be in Scarface instead of prowling the touchline at the Vicente Calderón, ready to torch anyone who looks at him funny.

So news that Hulk has been photographed in London is an intriguing development, news that surely means that the Zenit St Petersburg forward is on his way to Chelsea, who happen to play in London. Hulk in London. Chelsea in London. There is some fine detective work going on this morning and no mistake, all the pieces of the puzzle are coming together, and not one of them has Romelu Lukaku’s face on it.

Elsewhere! Everton would like to give Jack Rodwell a home, which is generous of them. Manuel Pellegrini has forgotten about Rodwell’s existence at Manchester City and he hasn’t been fed for days. His former club are quite concerned. Edin Dzeko is also on his way out of City. He’s a target for Internazionale, although they’re playing dumb. Nothing to see here! We’ll see.

Liverpool were blind for a good eight years but now they see. For a while, they refused to acknowledge that Pepe Reina is not one of the greatest goalkeepers who ever lived but an accident waiting to happen, albeit an accident waiting to happen with brilliant PR, but there was no fooling Brendan Rodgers – that’s Kolo Touré’s job. As such, Reina was allowed to join Napoli on loan last summer and will now be let go for the princely sum of £4m this summer.

Lukas Podolski is a thoroughly pointless player in the grand scheme of things but he could make himself useful by acting as a makeweight in a deal for Schalke’s Julian Draxler. But he says he doesn’t want to, even though he could make himself an Arsenal http://www.arsenal.com legend if he behaves himself. Meanwhile Arsène Wenger doesn’t want to bring back Robin van Persie, because he’s got Ryo Miyai … oh.

Neil Taylor would quite like to leave Swansea City, who are being linked with the Feyernoord coach Ronald Koeman. Apparently his agent has been in touch with Swansea to ask whether Koeman is a "suitable candidate" for a job which isn’t currently vacant.

And there we have it. It is a slow news day in the world of the rumour and, if the Mill is being totally honest with you, the loyal and valued reader, our heart isn’t really in it this morning. If no one else can be bothered to make up some hot transfer chat, why should we? The Mill’s not a miracle worker.

Getting Brazilian striker Hulk into a Chelsea football t-shirt http://www.tshirtinuk.com/Chelsea-Shirt.html has proved mission impossible for the Blues over the years, but with talk that the 27-year-old is unhappy with life at Zenit Saint Petersburg emerging, now may be their best chance to wrestle him into one.

Hulk, a transfer target for Chelsea since Andre Villas-Boas’ reign, signed for Zenit in 2012 for a reported €60 million and has scored 16 goals in 33 league appearances for the Russian club. Despite that impressive return, Hulk’s agent Shandor Varga told the Izvestia newspaper that his player is ready to move on and that England will be his likely destination, as per the Metro:

Despite the huge transfer fee required to sign Hulk, don’t rule out that he will move to one of the top clubs in Europe this summer. English clubs still have the highest chance of signing him.

With Samuel Eto’o, Demba Ba and Fernando Torres just not quite cutting the mustard at Chelsea, it’s no secret that manager Jose Mourinho will be after a world-class striker in the summer to add the remaining pieces of his talented puzzle at Stamford Bridge. And in Hulk, Mourinho may well have found his man.

A £40 million price tag doesn’t attach itself to a player without just cause, and Hulk justifies it with his lightning pace, expert finishing ability and the kind of strength that his incredible namesake would be proud of. During his four-year spell with Porto, he netted 54 league goals to warrant his big-money move to Zenit, where his goalscoring figures have once again shown Chelsea what they’re missing out on.

Looking at Torres, Eto’o and Ba this season, the trio has scored just 14 league goals between them, with only Eto’o eclipsing the five-goal mark. Meanwhile, Hulk has nine league goals in just 15 appearances.

I know that the Russian Premier League doesn’t offer the same standard of football as the Premier League, but with service coming from the likes of Eden Hazard, Oscar and Willian, what’s the excuse for the Chelsea front men?

Take Bayern Munich’s Mario Mandzukic, for example, he’s talented, but his goals tend to come from another player’s brilliance rather than his own. With the "three amigos" in the Chelsea midfield, the chance is there for a striker to earn the "prolific" tag.

While Juan Mata didn’t fit into the Mourinho system, Hulk wouldn’t have the same problem in blue.

Chelsea are very much an "on the floor" team that dissects defences rather than forcing their way through them with target men, and with the skill that Hulk has at his feet, he’d be perfect for the forward role. Elegant as he is on the ball, he still has strength and know-how to bulldoze his way through a back line when he needs to.

At 27 years of age, Hulk is still young and enjoying the prime of his career. With Mourinho looking to cement Chelsea’s place amongst Europe’s elite, landing a player like Hulk to lead the line would be a step in the right direction. There’s just the small matter of coughing up £40 million to deal with.

The unity in the Brazil camp has been highlighted by Hulk, when answering questions for the Gillette Brasil Global Tour after he was asked questions about his teammate- and rival for a starting berth at this summer’s World Cup- Willian. Hulk’s positivity about the Chelsea man displayed a real family spirit within the squad.

"Willian is a great player. I’ve always followed his career since he left Brazil early- I watched him in the Champions League for Shakhtar and have played against him too. He’s got incredible quality and is deservedly playing for Brazil as he is a very good player."

"He’s playing well for Chelsea and deserves the best because as well as being a good player, he’s a great guy off the pitch too, so i wish him the best of luck."

The pair are vying for a place in Brazil’s starting XI alongside Oscar and Neymar, with Hulk the apparent frontrunner as it stands.